Thursday, November 13, 2008

Exciting ANNOUNCEMENT for our family!

We are proud to announce the elopement of our daughter with a much older, wiser, square-headed and red-eyed man named Mike. He has verbally promised to take care of her until the day she dies (except for the last 40 years of her life where she's likely to live alone and cold, because of the unexpected and drastic age disparity). She tells me that this is LOVE, and since love rules all, I have no problem with the marriage-- that would make me intolerant and hateful. I guess he makes pretty good money in the alley around the corner, but his working hours aren't so good for family life (he's gone much of the night). I think he's in pharmaceuticals.The Wedding DanceThe proud Best Man
Don't be alarmed at his ghastly appearance; it's just that he's now more bag than human after some life-saving surgeries following the Clone Wars (at least that's what he told us... I don't know, maybe he just put a bag on his head for some reason-- Heck! I don't even know the guy... but look how happy she is!).

First KissEllie and Mike are registered at IKEA, Target, and Milly's Renegade Ammunition Depot.

7 comments:

sara said...

So I read a story about how your daughter has wed a paper bag head man and see the wonderful festivities and I'm wondering 2 things. Why wasn't I invited? Who was the stylist. Then I finish reading and casually glance at the prior post which says, "Have we forgotten the meaning of Marriage?" There seems to be a theme here.
Great pics by the way! Very cute!

Mish said...

That was probably one of the most bizarre, surreal posts I've ever read. Well done.
Also, I hate to be a Nelly Nit-picky, but I believe the original quote was, "Hello BIRDIE, meet your maker!" I could be wrong. That's how I remember it though. Cool new layout!

SKISLN said...

I'm confused.

Joe and Christie said...

As am I.

Tiffany said...

It was indeed BIRDIE, Mish. Thanks for the accuracy check. Mom quotes are definitely best verbatim.

Bryce said...

I agree with Mish, that was so - incredibly - strange. And I feel really left out! I'm glad Ellie has, at long last, found true love with a paper bag-headed man :-)

Marilyn said...

I've heard of bucket-head, but never bag-head. Hmmm...the mental illness is more serious than I suspected.